by Collin Miller | Mar 4, 2023 | Uncategorized
“The flow of time is always cruel… Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it… A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days…” -Sheik, OCARINA OF TIME Time used to be on our side, didn’t it? There comes a...
by Collin Miller | Feb 13, 2023 | Uncategorized
“I’m Bi-man!” is something that Bruce Wayne hasn’t said, admittedly… But I have to say, of all the dual-identity, spandex-clad, ball-busters out there, Batman is the nearest and queerest to my heart. We’re currently spoiled in the presence of the caped-crusader with a...
by Collin Miller | Dec 14, 2022 | Uncategorized
Happy Donkey Kong December! Introduction: Collect-athons were my bread and butter as a 90’s kid. “Super Mario 64” was the coolest thing ever for years and years. The game itself had players scouring many hidden worlds throughout Princess Peach’s castle for power-ups,...
by Collin Miller | Dec 1, 2022 | Uncategorized
The new “Mario” flick has the gaming community all in a buzz. Proud nerds like me have been waiting for a decent Mario movie ever since the 1993 dystopian adaptation(?) failed to satisfy. I’ve played Mario games for as long as my brain has functioned, and from the...
by Collin Miller | Oct 22, 2022 | Uncategorized
The “Resident Evil” film franchise is synonymous with failure in many movie-goers’ eyes, both the casual and critical alike. These action-horror flicks featuring Amazon warrior Milla Jovovich are based on an extremely popular series of games that were,...
by Collin Miller | Oct 21, 2022 | Uncategorized
1. Billie Eichner… What makes for a captivating leading personality? It’s a nuanced answer, as performers offer as many different box office draws as there are different kinds of films. When was the last time you went to see a movie because it had a superstar comedian...